Eh oui, si vous souriez, mieux, si les plaisanteries et jeux de mots dans une langue étrangère vous font éclater de rire, cela confirme que votre maitrise est complète. Les plus grands humoristes ont souvent eu recours à la boutade, trait d’esprit faisant souvent appel au paradoxe. Les anglais sont connus pour leur humour double entendre. In French, Raymond Devos disait : « J’adore être pris en flagrant délire.» En anglais, the play on words was used a lot by Shakespeare « That dreamers often lie» the pun is that dreamers lie in bed but also lie about dreams.
Lisez les puns (boutades en jeux de mots) gagnantes du récent Dave’s Leicester Comedy Festival ci-après pour vérifier si vous avez de l’humeur (sic).
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My English teacher recently recovered from a bowel cancer operation… and he tried to show me a semi colon.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
I’ve got a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn’t fit it into my set.
I work in a paper factory, where my responsibilities are twofold.
Last week I called a lady a watering hole but I meant well..
I got caught up in a freak accident last year when I knocked two bearded ladies off their tandem bike.
I saw a sports car being driven by a scantily clad sheep. It was a lamb bikini.
I sent a food parcel to my former wife. Fed Ex.
This government thinks that flood defenses are a drain on the country.
When I buy a new television I always cover it in a thin layer of oil. I love it when there’s a film on.
There’s a video game for people who really love the former Indian leader. Ghandi Crush Saga.
I know a baker who uses a gardening tool; he’s raking in the dough.
Bakers, eh? They’re so kneady!
My brother got so depressed he took apart all of his minty cigarettes, he had a menthol break down.
The late soul singer Marvin Gaye used to keep a sheep in his vineyard. He herd it through the grapevine.
Prince Charles likes to take his iPad with him when he goes to the toilet, because he takes his Air to the throne.
The Queen is really angry that her chair is made of Jelly. She’s throne a wobbly.
I live in an anorak, and I’ve got to say, it’s tough in the hood.
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Si non, boy, do you need lessons!